Here's what I've learned. Some of it is true and some I would like to be true:
5) The husband can "experiment" with it for a couple of days and still lose 5 lbs. While I lose none.
4) Vodka has carbs. But if you drink it with Crystal Light, the fake sugar fights them off. It's like an immune system in your glass. Add ice.
3) The deprivation causes you to eat peanut butter at your desk at work. With a butter knife. If you think people are looking at you, they are. A
2) Cheese is your only option. Ever. As a result, regularity is not.
1) I had a chicken potpie for lunch. Don't do that.
1 comments:
Oh my. Did I write this post or did you? Holy crow.
I had to remove peanut butter from my list of diet foods because I'm pretty sure "healthy" never meant eating half a jar in one sitting. OFF OF YOUR FINGER.
From a fellow dieter, best best best of luck!
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